This is an actual record, I swear to Wiki. Apparently Orion had a thing for masks. How did this never catch on? The fashionistas really dropped the ball on this one. How do you miss a radically bitchin trend like masquerade masks? I'm guessing he smells like spirit gum, bongwater, and Brut aftershave.
Let's just agree right now that the name of this record blows. I mean, come on, Reborn?! That mask so achingly color-coordinated to his completely dip-dyed ensemble says he put more thought into his outfit than his album title. Tsk, tsk! So lets help Orion out and find a better name for this album. If we all pull together I know we can do it! (You can tell I'm fired up when the !!! points are representin')
UPDATE: Well this proved to be a really tough one to caption, I hadn't realized it would be, but I couldn't think of anything either. Maybe how they ended up with the crappy ass title in the first place! So the winner is .... Anonymous with Eyes Wide Shut Soundtrack
6 comments:
Wild Blue & True for You
His hair kills me!!!
I'm with you on the !!!!s.
For the record: I own Brut aftershave and I desperately want those trousers to come back into fashion.
Will have to think about a new album title though. It's hard to think when I'm so awestruck at the pinnacle of manliness pictured.
Disco Camouflage.
He is a pinnacle of manliness, I have to admit.
Hi-ho Helmet Head and away!
Eyes Wide Shut Soundtrack
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