I don't know what it is about these 2 but they just have me mesmerized by their fabulousness. They're so sparkly and dressed fancy but she's wearing bizarre makeup and she doesn't even give a shit what you think! I bet his '70s style glasses are vintage. You know they worked hard on making their hair look like that. They even have their own custom '80s border they carry around with them. Who do you know that has that going for them? Dammit.
Anyway, help me tell this couple's story, I need to know more about them. The winner will get the cold comfort of knowing that they are, in fact, cooler than me, because I'm speechless over here. Yes last week's caption was hard but guess what punk asses, I'm making it even tougher this week. I rock it like Ninja Warrior over here.
UPDATE: This is terrible, Carnival of Capshuns is going on hiatus (temporarily, I'm sure) so you'd better caption while you can. Pretty soon it'll be rarer than Polaroids and cassette tapes.
Really updated update: And the winner is: Ayako Miyake, 3-time girl champion of Ninja Warrior! Congratulations Ayako, you must be thrilled.
Anyway, help me tell this couple's story, I need to know more about them. The winner will get the cold comfort of knowing that they are, in fact, cooler than me, because I'm speechless over here. Yes last week's caption was hard but guess what punk asses, I'm making it even tougher this week. I rock it like Ninja Warrior over here.
UPDATE: This is terrible, Carnival of Capshuns is going on hiatus (temporarily, I'm sure) so you'd better caption while you can. Pretty soon it'll be rarer than Polaroids and cassette tapes.
Really updated update: And the winner is: Ayako Miyake, 3-time girl champion of Ninja Warrior! Congratulations Ayako, you must be thrilled.
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If you just made a reference to the TV show Ninja Warrior then it's time for me to start worshiping at your feet, Queen Awesome.
Caption: Emo Annie Lennox stars in "American Movie 2 - Electric Boogaloo"
Sam helped Ginger put on her make up without his glasses on.
And there was me thinking that Ninja Warrior was just the name we had made up for Sasuke over here ... and you lot have got it over there in Americaland too! (Wikipedia confirms this now).
Caption: Candy was beginning to regret asking the waiter to make her look like Adam Ant.
I love how they make it harder despite the fact that what, only 1 or 2 guys have ever defeated Mt. Midoriyama? Too bad, it's harder anyway. That's my new caption contest strategy.
You WERE referring to THE Ninja Warrior! Will you marry me? My wife loves it too so I'm still keeping her - we'll have to make some arrangements (I hear Utah is beautiful this time of year).
Trying not to geek out and write 20 paragraphs of nerdness. Have you seen the all-girl version? The same girl won like three seasons in a row! I aspire to be a fireman with 2% bodyfat or a ship captain who uses his ship as a gym.
"The same girl won like three seasons in a row."
You are, of course, referring to Ayako Miyake.
Sorry but I can't accept your proposal, my husband wouldn't approve, I'm afraid. Even though he's the one who turned me on to NW in the first place.
I love the all-girl version. I'm sure 99% of the viewers do too :)
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