Failia, Goddess of Downtime

Failia, the malevolent goddess of epic fails, crashes, freezes, and all downtimes scheduled and otherwise. She is also known as Parse Errora and the Bringer of the Blue Screen of Death. Here she is about to fling Fail Whale onto the Information Superhighway. There is no proven way of avoiding her, and once roused she is one mean bitch. Like Pele, only geekier.

Known methods of soothing her include:

Replicating this scene from Weird Science:



Purifying yourself with Ajax:



Listening to Dark Side of the Moon:

• Ruling Planet: Saturn
• Color: Motherboard green
• Gemstone: Perl
• Totem Animal: Whale
• Fruit: Apple
• Incense: Blue Smoke
• Drink offering: Java

Oh, and this doodle was actually Friday's subject but behold, with the wonders of Post Options, I can turn back the hands of time!

Oh, and another thing: This drawing was blatantly inspired almost to the point of stealiness, by the 50-Ft Woman.