Son of God Streaming Live on UstreamTV NOW

Now is your chance to talk to the real Jesus Christ, not one of those false idols you keep yammering on about. Mark your calendars because this is a one-time only event, kids! All those things you've always wanted to know? Now's your chance. Ask the Lamb of God anything you want:

• Is it holy ghost or holy spirit? I've got $5 riding on spirit.
• Why do we worship on Sunday? That's my fun day.
• Do chicks dig the hemp tunic and the macrame sandals or what? You're a playa aren't you?
  
• How do I know if something is a sin? Is alcohol a sin? Homosexuality? Can I drink as long as I'm straight?
• Where's hell, is there a hell, or is that story just a lot of hot air?
• Did you and Mary Magdalene make baby Jesuses? Or would it be Jesi? Jeslings?
• Can people look down on us from heaven and, if so, can they see everything? If so, sorry Grandma. I can't help it if I'm a freak.
  
• Adoption? Like, say my kid whines a lot and I give her away, is that okay? Charitable even?
• Where the hell were you for those 3 days? You had everyone worried sick!
• Why weren't there any dinosaurs in the Bible? I think a leviathasaurus rex would have kicked ass.
• That time I was doing that really bad thing and a voice in my head was telling me to put down the hacksaw and untie the people, was that you?
• Obama or McCain?

I'm sure you'll think of so many more questions for the Son of God. Feel free to post them in the comments section.

Note: This was by far the strangest piece of mail I've received in a long time. I don't want to call it 'junk mail' even though it was, since I didn't specifically request it, so technically it is junk mail, but it's Jesus for Christ's sake!